Before Riley didn’t throw the ball away: Diarrhea, constipation, viral infection.
After Riley got knocked down: Viral infection
After Longshore’s pick-six: Exercise intolerance
After the beatdown in the desert: Relapse of viral infection
After a boring, listless victory Wazzu: Hit in the eye by a toy football, and plenty of chills. After a miserable four hours listening to “Fight On”: Cough, wet clothes, breaking down in tears in the shower.
After getting pushed around by the Huskies: Beginning of the flu.
After losing the Axe: Morning migraines.

I’m sure this is all coincidental.

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2 Responses to “Can You Get Sick From Watching A Football Team Collapse?”
  1. Best of BN, 2007 at Bears Necessity says:

    [...] I’m feeling terrible AGAIN. I’ve waken up the last five days and had no desire to write at all. So while I recover, I’ll be sporadic in posting habits until recovery comes, which might be tomorrow, two weeks, never. So for now, a la Golden Blogs, classic posts for you to read! (And by classic, I mean perpetually shitty). I really wish I could post more right now–I actually have a lot of things I want to post about, surprisingly–but my health comes first. Hopefully the hand of God touches me (Tedford?) and I will be healed soon enough, or He will strike me down for my blasphemous ravings like each one of us heathen bloggers truly deserves. [...]

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