Ramanujan Redux

Shoot ‘Em Up does something I never thought possible–obliterate Charles Bronson’s Death Wish body count in ninety tight minutes.

Normally I find something inspirational, observational, or whimsical about the films that I watch. However, there are certain types of films that lack plot, character development, storyline, morals, etc. I put these films in the Triple-B category (Blood, Breasts, and Believability) and rate accordingly.

Blood: Let’s just say Clive Owen kills more agents with carrots than James Bond does with his Walther PPK. Example:

Bodies fly quickly. Speed death, if you will. A for dynamics, C for contemplation.

Breasts: Monica Bellucci. There should be rules against that kind of hotness. Perfection.

Believability: Let’s just say the Mythbusters crew would blast through…well, ALL of these stunts. So I’m going to go out on a limb and say it’s not believable at all. Which is just the way I like my action movies. All adrenaline and balls baby.

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